A husband and wife (Joe and Mary) stopped to visit with his bachelor brother as they drove across country.
When they arrived, Brother John has dinner waiting for them. After they ate, Joe and Mary went to bed, weary from first leg of their journey.
The next morning, John had prepared breakfast. Mary noticed a bits of dried on food on the plates. Mary kicked Joe under the table with a "say something Joe" look.
"Huh, John there is a specks of food on plate."
John replied, "Well, they are as clean as
cold water can get them."
At lunch time, Mary noticed some dried egg on the plates.
"Huh, John - there seems to be some of our breakfast on these plates now."
Again John replied, "Well, they are as clean as
cold water can get them."
Then at supper, there was some leftover 'tater salad on the plates.
"Huh, John... Never mind, I know 'they are as clean as
cold water can get them.'
After supper Joe and Mary started to pack their bags for an early morning start...
As Joe and Mary were getting ready to leave, John's old hound dog jumped into the car.
John yelled out, "Cold Water, git yourself outta that car!!!"