Mae West said it best - "Hold onto your hats, it's going to be quite a bumpy ride!"
So starts the weather in South Georgia on the first day of March:
100% Chance of Thunderstorms
High temperature 73°
Wind gust to 25 mph
If March comes in like a lion, it goes out like a lamb. And, if. March comes in like a lamb, it goes out like a lion.
The whole lion and lamb thing always had me confused as a child. I suspected it had something to do with the “lions and lambs shall lie down together” business, but that never seemed to happen on Mutual of Omaha’s Wild Kingdom which was my reality test, way back then.
Yeah, yeah, I know the actual verse is --- “The wolf also shall dwell with the lamb, and the leopard shall lie down with the kid; and the calf and the young lion and the fatling together; and a little child shall lead them.” from Isaiah 11:6.
Well, I didn’t actually *know* the quote, as in had the knowledge stored in my head, but I did know how to search for it, and that’s all that counts, right? Life is just one big open book test.
As drove to work this morning, part of my gray matter rung up something from, again, way back!
John Belushi cleared it all up on Saturday Night Live in a bit he did with Chevy Chase about the way March’s entrance and exit is depicted around the world. I didn't have the skit stored in my head, but I did know how to search for it.
Chevy Chase:
Last week we made the comment that March comes in like a lion and goes out like a lamb. Now here to reply is our chief meteorologist, John Belushi, with a seasonal report.
John Belushi:
Thank you Chevy. Well, another winter is almost over and March true to form has come in like a lion, and hopefully will go out like a lamb. At least that's how March works here in the United States.
But did you know that March behaves differently in other countries? In Norway, for example, March comes in like a polar bear and goes out like a walrus. Or, take the case of Honduras where March comes in like a lamb and goes out like a salt marsh harvest mouse.
Let's compare this to the Maldive Islands where March comes in like a wildebeest and goes out like an ant. A tiny, little ant about this big.
[holds thumb and index fingers a small distance apart]
Unlike the Malay Peninsula where March comes in like a worm-eating fernbird and goes out like a worm-eating fernbird. In fact, their whole year is like a worm-eating fernbird.
Or consider the Republic of South Africa where March comes in like a lion and goes out like a different lion. Like one has a mane, and one doesn't have a mane. Or in certain parts of South America where March swims in like a sea otter, and then it slithers out like a giant anaconda.
There you can buy land real cheap, you know. And there's a country where March hops in like a kangaroo, and stays a kangaroo for a while, and then it becomes a slightly smaller kangaroo. Then, then, then for a couple of days it's sort of a cross between a, a frilled lizard and a common house cat.
[Chevy Chase tries to interrupt him]
Wait wait wait wait. Then it changes back into a smaller kangaroo, and then it goes out like a, like a wild dingo. Now, now, and it's not Australia! Now, now, you'd think it would be Australia, but it's not!
[Chevy Chase tries to interrupt him]
Now look, pal! I know a country where March comes in like an emu and goes out like a tapir. And they don't even know what it means! All right? Now listen, there are nine different countries, where March comes in like a frog, and goes out like a golden retriever. But that- that's not the weird part! No, no, the weird part is, is the frog. The frog- The weird part is-
[John has seizure and falls off chair]
