To help occupy their son during church services a young couple supplied him with toy cars...
You remember the kind - like Matchbox or Hot Wheels. Only now they are called Diecast Replicas.
This worked well until the lad started adding sound effects to his play.
"Vroooooooom, Vroooooooom, Vroooooooom."
His parents tried to quieten him but he continued.
"Vroooooooom, Vroooooooom, Vroooooooom."
Finally the preacher, in frustration, paused his sermon, "Son, will you please STOP!!!"
"Screeeeeeeeech."
